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01/04/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8272
Daily Joke: Punishment en Espanol
A frustrated father told his work colleague: “When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son’s room he has a color TV, computer, game console, cell phone, and cd player.”
“So what do you do?”
The father replied: “I send him to my room!”
01/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8271
Daily Joke: When Abe Was Your Age en Espanol
When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: “You should be ashamed.” When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school.”
“Really?” said the boy. “Well, when he was your age, he was president!”
01/02/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8270
Daily Joke: Glasses of Water en Espanol
With his wife out for the evening, a father was trying to watch TV, but his young son kept coming in and asking for a glass of water.
After the seventh glass, the father lost his temper and yelled: “Go to sleep, I’m watching TV.”
“But Dad,” he protested, “my room is still on fire!”
01/01/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8269
Daily Joke: Aunt Mildred en Espanol
A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: “My God, you’re ugly!”
His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him to go back out to say sorry to Aunt Mildred.
Suitably chastened, the boy went over and said quietly: “Aunt Mildred, I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
12/31/2011 from Daily Jokes
#8268
Daily Joke: Dirty Toothbrush en Espanol
A small boy came running out of the bathroom in tears.
“What’s the matter?” asked his father.
“I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.”
“Okay, don’t worry, but we’d better throw it out”
So the father fished the toothbrush out of the toilet and put it in the garbage. When he returned, the boy was holding another toothbrush.
“Isn’t that my toothbrush?” the father said.
“Yes,” said the boy, “and we’d better throw this one out too, because it fell in the toilet four days ago.”
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