Daily Joke: Jokes Library

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”

The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”

The priest looked up from his book and said, “I am the Father of many.”

The boy said, “My Dad has four boys, four girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way.”

The priest, getting impatient, said “I am the Father of hundreds,” and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly… but on leaving the bus, he leaned over and said, “Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.”

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?

A: To get his napkin.

Two guys are playing golf, and one of them shanks a ball over a hill and into the next fairway. He goes to look for it but returns empty handed. “Where’s your ball?” his friend asks. “I can’t go get my ball. I looked over the hill and there’s my wife AND girlfriend. They’re playing golf together. If I go over there, I’ll get killed. You have to get my ball.” The friend walks up the hill and comes back a few minutes later. “What’s the matter?” asks the first golfer. “Wow, small world,” the second replies.

Sitting at the bar, glum Dave told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement. “Yeah,” said Dave, “would you marry somebody who didn’t know the meaning of the word faithful, and who was flip and even vicious when the subject of fidelity came up?” “No way,” the bartender said. “Well,” said Dave, “neither would my fiancé.”