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02/26/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9738
Daily Joke: Expanding Inventory en Espanol
I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head. “I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”
02/25/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9737
Daily Joke: The Devil’s In The Details en Espanol
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, “No, let me see the next room.”
In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries.
The guy says, “Ok, I pick this room.” Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, “OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!”
02/24/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9736
Daily Joke: Barber Jokes en Espanol
The barbershop was crowded, so the woman at the cash register offered to put my name on the waiting list.
“What is it?” she asked.
“Stephen, with a P-H,” I said.
Minutes later, a chair opened up, and his name was called…..”Pheven”?
02/23/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9735
Daily Joke: Girl or Boy en Espanol
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her MOTHER.
02/22/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9734
Daily Joke: Dormitories en Espanol
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
“The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory is to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Second violation will be a $60 fine. Third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
A male student inquired, “How much for a season pass?”
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