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02/21/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9733
Daily Joke: Traveling Salesman en Espanol
A traveling salesman was passing through a small town in the West when he saw a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the stoop of his house.
The little old man looked so contented that the salesman couldn’t resist going over and talking to him.
“You look as if you don’t have a care in the world,” the salesman told him. “What is your formula for a long and happy life?”
“Well,” replied the little old man, “I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night.”
“My goodness,” exclaimed the salesman, “that’s just great! How old are you?”
“Twenty-five,” he replied.
02/20/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9732
Daily Joke: Two Cows in a Field en Espanol
On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field.
The first cow said “mooo” and the second cow said “baaaaaa.”
The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, “Why did you say “baaaaa?”
The second cow replied, “I am learning a foreign language.”
02/19/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9731
Daily Joke: Once Upon A Time en Espanol
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, “I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.”
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”
02/18/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9730
Daily Joke: 100 dollars en Espanol
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I’m going crazy!”
“Let me take care of it,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“A hundred dollars per visit.”
“I’ll sleep on it,” said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. “Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.
“For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
02/17/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9729
Daily Joke: Drunks en Espanol
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then said, “We have reached your destination”.
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”.
The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”
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