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11/07/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9623
Daily Joke: Broken into en Espanol
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried.
The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. “Disregard.” He says. “She got in the back-seat by mistake.”
11/06/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9622
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.
“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
11/05/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9621
Daily Joke: Elephants vs Ants en Espanol
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.
The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession.
The Ants’ star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants’ goal when the Elephants’ left back came lumbering towards him.
The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. “What the hell do you think you’re doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?”
The elephant replied, “Well, I didn’t mean to kill him — I was just trying to trip him up.”
11/04/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9620
Daily Joke: Puns en Espanol
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
11/03/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9619
Daily Joke: Two Idiots en Espanol
Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
“I have an idea” said Larry. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.”
What, do you think, I’m stupid? “I have and idea” said Joe. “I’ll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.”
“What, do you think I’m stupid? “You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway there.”
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