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11/02/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9618
Daily Joke: I know the truth en Espanol
Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break…
“I know how to get money real quick” says one,” how?”
“go to your dad and say, “I know the truth” and he’ll give you money”
So the young boy went home and said “dad, I know the truth” and
his dad gave him ten dollars and told him not to tell anyone ‘the truth’.
He then went to his mother, “Mom, I know the truth” he said.
“Please don’t tell your dad” she said and gave him twenty dollars.
Content with thirty dollars he went outside to go to the arcade and saw the milkman. “I know the truth!” he shouted out.
The milkman replied, “Well come and hug your real father then.”
11/01/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9617
Daily Joke: Eating Peanuts en Espanol
A boy always asks for 50 cents from his mother. So his mother questioned the boy on why he kept asking for 50 cents.
The boy replied that his friend told him that if you eat 50 cents worth of peanuts a day you would become smarter.
Quickly his mother gave him $5.
The boy asks “Why $5”, and the mother replied, “Buy 50 cents of peanut for yourself and buy peanuts for your father with the balance.”
10/31/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9616
Daily Joke: You're Too Old to Trick or Treat en Espanol
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
and last but not least…
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
10/30/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9615
Daily Joke: Jump off a bridge en Espanol
There were 2 men at a bar, the first man said to the other one, “I know a bridge where you can jump off and return safely.”
The other man who was shocked asked the man to show it to him. After they finished their drinks the second man asked him to demonstrate, so the first man jumped off the bridge and flew back.
The second man dumbfounded decided why not give it a try. He jumped off and died.
When the first man went back to the bar the bartender said, “Superman you are so cruel when you are drunk!”
10/29/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9614
Daily Joke: The hereafter en Espanol
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”
“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”
“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’”
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