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01/22/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Math Problems en Espanol
Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:
10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each
“How much does that come to?” asked Larry.
“Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents.”
“If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?” said the boy.
“Seven dollars and sixty-four cents,” stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.
Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, “I don’t want to buy the items…that’s our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it.”
01/21/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9321
Daily Joke: What should they say? en Espanol
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say, “Look! He’s moving!”
01/20/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9320
Daily Joke: Arriving home very drunk en Espanol
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”
01/19/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9319
Daily Joke: I have lost my father en Espanol
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”
The policeman said, “What’s he like?”
Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
01/18/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9318
Daily Joke: The very bad accident en Espanol
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection.
One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here, maybe you’d like a sip to calm your nerves.” “Thanks,” he said, and took a long pull from the container.
“Here, you have one, too,” he added, handing back the whiskey.
“Well, I’d rather not,” said the first. “At least not until after the police have been here.”
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